Britian: Gypsy :: America: Rednecks

I love an analogy...and this topic calls for a good one! Anyone been watching TLC "My Big Gypsy Wedding"? At first I thought it was a joke and then I became addicted to watching the show... Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the comparison between Gypsies and kid beauty pageants? Lets take a look at with this comparisons:
America:

Great Britain:

I guess we are more alike (Americans/Brits) then we thought!! But whose winning? I'm gonna go with us... simply because I would expect more from Britain... Hello Queen Elizabeth! Yes, we have Snooki and Nascar... but the Brits still wear hats and drink tea... its like a bi-polar country! Gypsies and high tea!
Thank you TLC for another television filled summer.